Comments on: What were you doing in that bed, R the P?

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 00:10:17 +0000

BTW, Mojo. That was a great description of the original coiner of. “time is not a burrito”. Expectant raised eyebrows indeed, Pabst Tequila.

Even Che met old Pabst Tequila. Here is an actual conversation between them

PT: I’m looking forward to doing acid with you.
Che: Good old LSD.
PT: Acid is LSD?! What are you trying to do to me?

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 23:00:05 +0000

As long as time isn’t a burrito from a New Jersey Taco Bell, because then, time would be a killer.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 22:42:11 +0000

It’s hard to say, but the experts tell us that stars are a mass of incadescent gas, indeed, a giant nuclear furnace. Given that stars may eventually become supergravitational black holes and stars are made of gas, you may really be onto something. The universal tortilla theory.

Anyone for some recipes? Supermassive Black Hole Burritos, or Churros of Time, or Chicken Enchiladas with Dark Matter MolÃ©? Nachos with Polonium-210 Guacamole? Careful with the polonium; just 50 nanograms is fatal. But what delicious fatality it is!

The Shattered Prayer Recipe and Drinks Book will be on book shelves all over the world!

By: che

che — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 21:57:18 +0000

I don’t know - space is more like a chicken enchiladas. Gravity is more like a burrito. A bean burrito with extra hot sauce. They say gravity kills, but maybe it just gives you really bad gas.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 21:46:00 +0000

Mmmm… time is a churro, but definitely NOT a burrito. Still, something else could be a burrito, say, space?

“Space is a burrito, but time is a churro.” Make sure you raise the eyebrows and stare at your companion expectantly after saying this phrase.

Not sure if it’s catchy enough to capture the public’s imagination, but my interest is piqued.

By: che

che — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 20:54:21 +0000

The Greeks had two concepts of time, Chronos and Churros….. or maybe that was Kairos. No no…. I’m sure it was Churros

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 20:52:13 +0000

But, in case you haven’t noticed, the Baby Jesus is a cry baby!

By: Mojo

Mojo — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 20:50:56 +0000

It should make him happy for once. Churros are delicious!

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 20:46:58 +0000

Baby Jesus is the King of all Churros.

And, of course, that makes him cry.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 20:39:02 +0000

But time is not a burrito. A delicious, cheesy, peppery, meaty burrito. No, it a boring, if tasty churro.

As to temporary deities, see Terry Pratchett’s book _Small Gods_. Good stuff…

Now back to those churros…

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 17:15:49 +0000

I am on a baby Jesus kick today because it is amazing to me that the trinity turns into a quarternary at Christmas time. Suddenly, the baby Jesus becomes a new living deity at this time of the year. People refer to him as if he weren’t the younger version of the adult Jesus. And the rest of the year, he doesn’t exist. He is a local powerful time limited deity!

And all of this at such a tender age.

It is as if he were Doctor Who and could meet his younger selves! Now that is power.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 15:58:26 +0000

Good lord, TBJ is demanding! He should write a book: _Big Baby Jesus’ Guide to Making Quality Cinema_. It’ll be a hit. I mean, it’s a sophomore effort, but the suspense after 2,000 years must be worth something. JK Rowling makes us wait 2 years for Harry Potter and she sells millions.

The lastest book from TBJ should be worth at least a few billion bucks. But who will be the publisher? A few angry, ignorant disciples scratching away with a quill in some dark, locked attic won’t cut it anymore.

These days you need Random House or one of those big publishers, you know.