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		<title>By: Bas</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2085</link>
		<dc:creator>Bas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 23:20:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha, ha, ha!! I think those butch angles tickled anybody in their own fantasy!

And then a boss who was safely tucked away over the phone..

It's... it's coming back to me now.. Wasn't it that whenever things got serious the three lowered their voices? Almost unnatural. Like they tucked in their chins.. and their excessive eye contact. Is that 'method acting'?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha, ha, ha!! I think those butch angles tickled anybody in their own fantasy!</p>
<p>And then a boss who was safely tucked away over the phone..</p>
<p>It&#8217;s&#8230; it&#8217;s coming back to me now.. Wasn&#8217;t it that whenever things got serious the three lowered their voices? Almost unnatural. Like they tucked in their chins.. and their excessive eye contact. Is that &#8216;method acting&#8217;?</p>
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		<title>By: Richard the Previous</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2082</link>
		<dc:creator>Richard the Previous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Charlie's Angels played a large part in my development.  

Now they weren't as earthy as the Bionic Woman or as, ahem, buxom as Wonder Woman, but they were female action heroes and as a 7 year old gay boy, I LOVED them.  Loved them.  

And it didn't hurt that my dad loved them, so we always got to watch the show.  In fact, it was the ONLY show that my sister and I were allowed to stay up past 9 to watch!  My parents obviously thought that these "three little girls" were important to our development.  I guess they would encourage my sister's athleticism and decrease my gayness.

But my parents had never heard of camp.  Those angels made me GAYER; they didn't straighten me out at all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Charlie&#8217;s Angels played a large part in my development.  </p>
<p>Now they weren&#8217;t as earthy as the Bionic Woman or as, ahem, buxom as Wonder Woman, but they were female action heroes and as a 7 year old gay boy, I LOVED them.  Loved them.  </p>
<p>And it didn&#8217;t hurt that my dad loved them, so we always got to watch the show.  In fact, it was the ONLY show that my sister and I were allowed to stay up past 9 to watch!  My parents obviously thought that these &#8220;three little girls&#8221; were important to our development.  I guess they would encourage my sister&#8217;s athleticism and decrease my gayness.</p>
<p>But my parents had never heard of camp.  Those angels made me GAYER; they didn&#8217;t straighten me out at all.</p>
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		<title>By: Bas</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2079</link>
		<dc:creator>Bas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Have you tried Google on Charlie's Angels? I had no idea they still were so popular! Ok.. not as popular as JC.. or the devil.

I like the opener for JC on wiki:
Jesus (2-8 BC/26-36AD)
He's always been a man born before his time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you tried Google on Charlie&#8217;s Angels? I had no idea they still were so popular! Ok.. not as popular as JC.. or the devil.</p>
<p>I like the opener for JC on wiki:<br />
Jesus (2-8 BC/26-36AD)<br />
He&#8217;s always been a man born before his time.</p>
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		<title>By: che</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2075</link>
		<dc:creator>che</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First of all, R the P. Charlie's Angels? Could you be any more gay? I just remember everyone wanted to have Farrah's hair. But I have super straight hair that doesn't want to do anything - so I was way left out, and my 3 cans of hairspray would last all of ten minutes. 

And I was thinking of naming the drink a "Johnny Tomappleseed (Can't Read)" but thats actually pronouncable, so clamapplematotini it is. Or we could put crab in it and call it crabapplemotatini. Mmmmmm ... crabapplemotatini.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First of all, R the P. Charlie&#8217;s Angels? Could you be any more gay? I just remember everyone wanted to have Farrah&#8217;s hair. But I have super straight hair that doesn&#8217;t want to do anything - so I was way left out, and my 3 cans of hairspray would last all of ten minutes. </p>
<p>And I was thinking of naming the drink a &#8220;Johnny Tomappleseed (Can&#8217;t Read)&#8221; but thats actually pronouncable, so clamapplematotini it is. Or we could put crab in it and call it crabapplemotatini. Mmmmmm &#8230; crabapplemotatini.</p>
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		<title>By: Bas</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2072</link>
		<dc:creator>Bas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It better be very lethal.. that clamapplematotini! Imagine having to order that all night. It sounds way sexy though!

I loved C's A's by the way. Ran here as well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It better be very lethal.. that clamapplematotini! Imagine having to order that all night. It sounds way sexy though!</p>
<p>I loved C&#8217;s A&#8217;s by the way. Ran here as well.</p>
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		<title>By: Richard the Previous</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2068</link>
		<dc:creator>Richard the Previous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How about a little clam juice for a clamapplematotini?

Mojo, it should be more worrying that every time I see three people walking next to each other I think "Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie."

This happens regardless of the gender or appearance of the three people. It is also a lot to think when three people are walking together. 

And my favorite angel?  The only one to stay through the entire series, Kelly Garrett. I wish I could say it were Sabrina Duncan, but I'm shallow. I loved Jacklyn Smith (Kelly's) hair.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How about a little clam juice for a clamapplematotini?</p>
<p>Mojo, it should be more worrying that every time I see three people walking next to each other I think &#8220;Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie.&#8221;</p>
<p>This happens regardless of the gender or appearance of the three people. It is also a lot to think when three people are walking together. </p>
<p>And my favorite angel?  The only one to stay through the entire series, Kelly Garrett. I wish I could say it were Sabrina Duncan, but I&#8217;m shallow. I loved Jacklyn Smith (Kelly&#8217;s) hair.</p>
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		<title>By: Mojo</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2066</link>
		<dc:creator>Mojo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Applematotini ?  
Applemato Bloody Mary ?  
Bloody Disasterapplematotini ?!?!  

Perhaps the Jeebus painter had too many Bloody Disasterapplematotinis which explains the bloody great disaster that is the catholic "friends" graphic. [shudder]

R the P, it's not wrong that you see the worst Charlie's Angels mission ever in that TAT photo... just worrying. See, one is a judgment; the other is an accurate observation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Applematotini ?<br />
Applemato Bloody Mary ?<br />
Bloody Disasterapplematotini ?!?!  </p>
<p>Perhaps the Jeebus painter had too many Bloody Disasterapplematotinis which explains the bloody great disaster that is the catholic &#8220;friends&#8221; graphic. [shudder]</p>
<p>R the P, it&#8217;s not wrong that you see the worst Charlie&#8217;s Angels mission ever in that TAT photo&#8230; just worrying. See, one is a judgment; the other is an accurate observation.</p>
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		<title>By: Bas</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2055</link>
		<dc:creator>Bas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha, ha!! Hey, i feel another of Che's near-lethal drinks is in order here.. Something with wickedly sinful applematoes juice? Gah.. It already sounds like a ill-health drink by itself.

Maybe just a small pinch of polonium 211 as a clincher? If it fails you'd at least be producing glowing green offspring to skip to another fine topic raised!

Oh Che.. Give me a worthy name to this drink.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha, ha!! Hey, i feel another of Che&#8217;s near-lethal drinks is in order here.. Something with wickedly sinful applematoes juice? Gah.. It already sounds like a ill-health drink by itself.</p>
<p>Maybe just a small pinch of polonium 211 as a clincher? If it fails you&#8217;d at least be producing glowing green offspring to skip to another fine topic raised!</p>
<p>Oh Che.. Give me a worthy name to this drink.</p>
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		<title>By: Richard the Previous</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2054</link>
		<dc:creator>Richard the Previous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here I was reeling from Bas' thematically apperceiving the woman stealing the applematoes when Mojo goes and throws a wandering tranny in the mix. 

Is it wrong that I see Cheryl Ladd as Chris Monroe in absolutely the worst undercover operation Charlie ever sent her on? "Angels, someone is stealing applematoes..."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here I was reeling from Bas&#8217; thematically apperceiving the woman stealing the applematoes when Mojo goes and throws a wandering tranny in the mix. </p>
<p>Is it wrong that I see Cheryl Ladd as Chris Monroe in absolutely the worst undercover operation Charlie ever sent her on? &#8220;Angels, someone is stealing applematoes&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Mojo</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2051</link>
		<dc:creator>Mojo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh no! I'm not at all up on my symbolism. But Che is correct. It's all balls to me.

I hate fresh tomatoes unless they're being turned into something delicious, so I never think of them. So, it MUST be apples!  But you're probably right... tomatoes.  Perhaps it's really a Thematic Apperception Test.  What do you see?!  Black trannie enjoying working on a farm away from his prissy Boston mother, eagerly awaiting the day that the Blondie rubs her beautiful big red applematoes all over him. The brunette can join in too, but she's not really that important.  Suggested location for said tryst is the big freakin red barn.  Doesn't everybody see that?

Bas, I'm so glad to hear that you are a 3rd generation heathen.  If only we could all be so lucky to avoid the torture that is christianity [dreaming of Bas's wonderfully Jesus-free upbringing -- sigh].</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh no! I&#8217;m not at all up on my symbolism. But Che is correct. It&#8217;s all balls to me.</p>
<p>I hate fresh tomatoes unless they&#8217;re being turned into something delicious, so I never think of them. So, it MUST be apples!  But you&#8217;re probably right&#8230; tomatoes.  Perhaps it&#8217;s really a Thematic Apperception Test.  What do you see?!  Black trannie enjoying working on a farm away from his prissy Boston mother, eagerly awaiting the day that the Blondie rubs her beautiful big red applematoes all over him. The brunette can join in too, but she&#8217;s not really that important.  Suggested location for said tryst is the big freakin red barn.  Doesn&#8217;t everybody see that?</p>
<p>Bas, I&#8217;m so glad to hear that you are a 3rd generation heathen.  If only we could all be so lucky to avoid the torture that is christianity [dreaming of Bas's wonderfully Jesus-free upbringing -- sigh].</p>
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		<title>By: Bas</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2050</link>
		<dc:creator>Bas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That last picture.. isn't that tomatoes she's stealing? Help me out here.. I'm missing the symbolism. Third generation heathen here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That last picture.. isn&#8217;t that tomatoes she&#8217;s stealing? Help me out here.. I&#8217;m missing the symbolism. Third generation heathen here.</p>
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		<title>By: che</title>
		<link>http://shatteredprayer.com/116/jesus-is-my-friend/#comment-2046</link>
		<dc:creator>che</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 16:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Middle, Diddle, Piddle.... Spittle? 

Oh, Mojo, everyone knows the apple is the symbol for the FEMALE genitals. Cut it in half - does it look like TESTICLES? Well.... to YOU it probably does.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Middle, Diddle, Piddle&#8230;. Spittle? </p>
<p>Oh, Mojo, everyone knows the apple is the symbol for the FEMALE genitals. Cut it in half - does it look like TESTICLES? Well&#8230;. to YOU it probably does.</p>
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