Loading ...“We don’t want to hear about your silly ass dreams or spiritual crap. Keep that nonsense on Noumenal Net so we know where it is and can avoid it. We want to read about Velveeta, and peeing in a port-a-pottie behind gay bars, and insane crap you did when you were younger and more energetic. We don’t care about your mind.”
Fine, fine, I’ll write about Velveeta or something. Hey - Bea had worms. Hows that for an interesting topic? I had to order inexpensive kitty medicine from a Canadian veterinary, because I can’t afford an American vet. But she’s doing much better.
Some grape jelly dropped from my biscuit this morning, into my coffee.Another really interesting topic? I had to get a new cup of coffee. Milk, no coffee-mate. Coffee-mate is explosive, you know.
I spent all yesterday afternoon… oh, wait, no, thats a spiritual matter. Thats boring. Never mind.
I really need to do laundry. I’m running out of underwear. Have I ever mentioned I wear boxer briefs. I’ve always preferred boxers to women’s panties. Hard to fine a woman’s panty that doesn’t creep up your ass. But boxers don’t quite accommodate the curve of my hips. But the boxer-briefs. Those things are awesome.
I hate Saturdays. Not sure why. Wednesdays and Sundays are my favourite days.
And I don’t need some pissy-assed spell checker telling me I spelled coffee-mate and pissy-assed wrong.
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Now this is something Freud would be able to analyse! What’s cooking Che? Don’t tell me you feel like moving again.. Mmmm.. Combined with that dream you had..
Jeez… Now you mention it.. Got to get my laundry from the machine.
And it’s 4am here again; i think i’m adjusting to US time.
Woef!
Huh? What is it exactly that freud would want to analyse? My boxer briefs? He’d probably say I have penis envy, when in reality, I like my clitoris just fine. The truth is, the boxer briefs are comfortable.
I always have weird dreams. Most of them are about being anywhere but here.
So what does one do until 4am in the Netherlands? No wait… don’t tell me, I’ll find out myself one a’ these days.
Oh, and your crane falling made it to the news here. My mother saw it, and mentioned it, and I said, “Well thats where Bas works”.
Your workplace is famous now.
Go figure.. We’re now both internationally renowned disaster area persons!
Have a nice Sunday Che; i have to run!
Poor Bea! What did she ever do to deserve worms?! Well, thankfully Canadians are always good for reasonably priced medicine.
And, oh yes, grape jelly and coffee both will spike my interest. Together, they are not so good. Once I had a grilled PB & J with coffee, but no coffee-mate. Delicious cream…. mmm… cream. Besides, cream isn’t explosive, or so I’m told.
Boxer briefs are awesome. They do have that straight-cut side though, for the straighter man hips, but I have heard that a number of women/wimmin like them. Untapped market for curvier boxer briefs? Hmmmm…..
Saturdays are the days I take off from just about everything that is work/school/household related. So, I like them. Wednesdays do nothing for me. I still have to work long days on Wednesdays. Now, Thursdays are better and Friday’s even better!
Yeah, what’s up with that spell-checker thing? Did you program that into the reply box? It could be helpful, I suppose. Sometimes I forget how to spell normal things… what a talent!
Yeah, Bas, your workplace is now famous. You will be set upon by tourists asking for your autograph as a ‘crane survivor’. It will be great!