Loading ...I see that laundry and catworms got nobody’s dick hard today. I just can’t please anyone this weekend.
I found what has to be the foulest recipe ever today. Why so foul? Because it combines Spam (the lunch meat not the unwanted email) with Velveeta cheese. And to make it even worse, ketchup - or catsup if you will.(Now that I’ve mentioned velveeta again, maybe I’ll get some attention)
Spamburgers
1 can Spam
1 green bell pepper (optional)
1 large onion
1/2 pound Velveeta cheese
1/4 pound butter
2 tablespoons catsup
Hamburger buns
Grind Spam, peppers, onion together in food chopper. Set aside.
Melt
cheese, butter and catsup in double boiler. When all are melted, add to
ground mixture, stirring well. Place small amount on hamburger bun and
wrap in aluminum foil. Place on cookie sheet and heat at 325 degrees F
for 15 to 20 minutes. Serve hot.
I also like how the only truly tasty ingredient - the bell pepper - is optional.
All this reminds me of a conversation I had with Don the Not-so-smart the other night.
Don: I’ll tell’yuh whuts good. If ya take a ritz cracker, put some cheese on it, then put a grape on top and eat it. You orta try’it.
Me: No thanks.
Don: Well yuh know how some people drink wine with cheese? Whut’s the differnce?
Me: Wine is a carefully brewed, delicately balanced fermented beverage, and a grape is a grape.
Don: Well they both grapes. I tell’yuh whut, I’m a good mind ta go tah the grocery store and buy some grapes if they on sale, so yuh can try’it.
Me: No need to hurry.
Don: Or I kin jest brang a grape home from work in mah pockit.
Me: I’m not eating anything out of your pocket.
Don: I’ll warsh it off.
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Che being tempted by a grape.. It’s almost biblical
Hey, nice recipe! It’s got a sort of depression time ring to it. A post-apocalyptic last meal.
Now that’s kind of biblical too!
On a more earthy note.. Your top link to ‘The Shattered Prayer’ is still pointing to the Old Ways.
He, he.. I love the Google add for ‘Natural Sweet Alternative’. Goes well with Coffee-mate i guess. And that’s not even on this page?
Ritz, cheese and pickle is nice..
Not that i’d dare to step on Don’s grape. Now that’s NOT biblical.
If by ‘pickle’ you mean that foul sludgy amalgam of pickled products found on every market shelf and in every kitchen cabinet in England, all I have to say is… gag. Oh that stuff’s nasty. Oh its almost as bad as pork pies and prawn-flavoured crisps. Oh… the British have no taste buds.
Oh.
Yes I suppose this post ended up being sort of unintentionally biblical. But in many ways I’m an unintentionally biblical person. Maybe instead of Che the Processed, I should be Che the Unintentionally Biblical, though thats quite a mouthful. More than a grape.
Thanks for the tip - I changed the top link. I think I managed to get it changed on all the other sites, but forgot to change it on its own site. It figures.
I will tell you something I ate when I was in the second grade. It involves Spam and much shame. My mother would sometimes fix Spam sandwiches for my lunch. This was the 70s so it was white bread (Sunbeam, the one with the whitest girl alive praying to her white god on the wrapper. Bless the BlackBerry. It thought it should be Sinbeam Bread) and mayonnaise and Spam. She would also include a chocolate chip cookie for a snack. Being a second grader on the go I had no time for TWO courses at lunch so I would put the cookie on the sandwich.
So yes, I had a Spam, Mayo, and chocolate chip cookie sam’ich. It was surprisingly tasty. It also may help explain my sudden weight gain in the second grade.
Thank heavens for puberty and exercise bulimia for eventually taking off those extra pounds!
Woaaa!!! Tasty!!!!
Gah.. Must have been the seventies i ever had Spam. All i remember is that it was dangerous when you opened it. With the jagged edges on the tin.
Oh nooooooooo!!!! http://www.spam.com !!! You got to see THAT!!!
Hah, no, i meant a pickle.. Mmm.. Small greenish… Oh no… Not again.. I just.. Have a look:
http://www.ilovepickles.org
Zzzz…