Loading ...I’m in the mood for a belgian waffle. The two things Belgium is famous for - waffles, and chocolate. Of course, I’m going to have to make a makeshift Belgian waffle from an Eggo and some butter pecan ice cream… that not belgian at all is it? All right, in that case, I’m going to make a butter-pecan topped Eggo and pretend… okay?
I got really excited today when I read that scientists had developed caffeine doughnuts. Its a dream come true. I mean you see… science is good for something. If only science would stick to stuff like caffeine doughnuts, and leave the deep stuff to us occultists. That way, the occultists would have plenty of flavourful caffeine to keep us awake while delving into the mysteries of life and death.
Now if these same scientist would please create a doughnut with a high alcoholic content. Say… 90 proof. Yum! Thats my kind of doughnut. And R the P would be lying on the bathroom floor, tearing the toilet seat from the toilet and yelling “Someone just cut my bladder open!”.
Well I now must go update Noumenal News before my bedtime. Which is early these days. Zzzzzzz….
But first, the pretend Belgian Waffle.
Buy me a beer!
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That bladder needed to be cut open!
Perhaps it would be easiest to make the regular doughnuts, then you could choose to have them with Liquor Glaze and/or caffeine sprinkles. At Dunkin’ Donuts it would go something like this: “I would like 25 Munchkins, Spiced Rum glazed, with caffeine sprinkles and an extra side of Dippin’ Liquor Sauce. Oh, and a large mochaccino with that, please, heavy on the cream, with a whisky shot.” Cardiologists be damned, it’s what we want!
Enjoy your Belgianesque Waffle. Leggo my Eggo!
Don’t forget the great Belgian beers
Had me a couple again last Saturday.
And there IS a high correlation in alcohol level and strickness of the Trappist order. My friends and me are very religious about that fact.
Again, some excellent tasty ideas there Che!
I didn’t know Eggo until i saw:
http://www.leggomyeggo.com/
That’s just how i picture chez Vaughn’s now
(Replace dog by cats.)
I just posted a long comment and the screen went dead when I hit submit!
I basically praised Bas for Chez Vaughn, extolled the quick thinking virtues of caffeine imbibement, and let everyone know that BlackBerry calls Diet Dr Pepper “Dirt Dr Proper”. But it is now lost forever in the ether!
On deity wheel owl dork BlackBerry. Nose dope about dead!
Diet Dr. Pepper.. Shure it didn’t get into that BlackBerry?
Actually, I thought about Belgian beer after writing that, but Belgian chocolate and Belgian waffles are well known over here, and while Belgian beer should be well-known over here, it isn’t. Most Americans drink piss-flavoured swill. Nastamus. (thats Latin for piss-flavoured)
Chez Vaughn’s. Good one. But that Eggo webpage was surreal. Mainly because the woman was just standing there. still and silent. She was obviously some 50’s doormat on valium.
I love R the P’s blackberry. It spits out such Burroughsesque cut-up. But without Brion Gyson standing there with a pair of scissors.
I just love Dr Proper.
My favorite Burroughsian nod comes from the Simpson’s. Bart, Milhouse, and Nelson skip school to go to a movie and the Knoxville World’s Fair. The movie they decide to see is “Naked Lunch.”
Upon leaving the theatre, Nelson says, “I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.”
That episode also had a reference to Macon, GA as well. Nelson wanted to go to Macon, GA, but the others wanted to go to the Knoxville World’s Fair. Once they got to Knoxville, the Sunsphere fell on their car, ruining it. The sphere cracks open and releases wigs all over them.
Nelson then complains, “This wouldn’t a happened if we’d just gone to Macon, Georgia.”
The episode is “Bart on the Road” from Season 7. Episode code 3F17.
On that Eggo site: I just about clicked the ass of that woman trying to get here to do something… She just turned once, smiling when you head for the toaster. I just hope she had here well deserved Tequila Eggo…
Yesterday there was an impressive documentary on relgion in the US on national TV here. Drive-in chapels, religious theme parks, the woman-who-found-Christ and gave up a blooming career as an advocate and now was surrounded by ten children. And was smiling that blank smile. The 50’s doormat.
Hey! And the “Cruizers for Christ” from Georgia! Discussing what Christs’ prime choise of car would have been. Definitely not Ford. Most likely a hotrod was the general opinion… Well… He was kind of ZZ Top, dear Jesus. The Bearded Cruizer.
Not one blender in the entire program. Very 50’s.
What’s BlackBerry for ‘blender’ by the way?
Habemus Nastamus!
Oh and do check out:
http://blog.wfmu.org/
-Great item on sexual cartoons on Jan 27th.
-And check out the GE - Go Fly A Kite musical; it’s got great 50’s songs on womanhood(?), heaven, hell, witchcraft.. I’m not much on musical, but this is FUNNY!
Blender. Hmm. It seems Blender is so powerful that even BlackBerry recognizes Blender as Blender.
All hail the omnipotent Blender!
The mom in the Eggo website brings to mind Sylvia Plath. She looks longingly at the oven thinking, “anything has got to be better than this life.”
I just read that lavender and tea tree oils cause gynomastia (literally “Lady Boobs”
in young boys!
Even better it said pot and soy products also cause it. I bet a lot of male hippies would be very worried about growing breasts if they weren’t too atoned out of their minds to care.
Stupid Blackberry!
Too stoned out of their minds to care!
Tea tree oils. Damn it. My favourite!
Ah never mind. Tea tree oil tits it is then.
Or pot soy tits. Sounds Thai that.
Great new entries on noumenal news Che!
Habemus Gynomastia!
Leigh used to love Sylvia Plath. Which explains a lot of things. I like the idea that someone might be too atoned out of their minds to care! All hail the blackberry.
Hmmm… I like tea tree oil too. But I don’t really care if it gives me woman boobs. That would be new.
I have to say, I like the idea of someone too atoned out of their minds to care too!
Tea tree oil tits for everyone!
Atoned out of their minds, I love it! Truth be told, I’m related to more than a few folks who have, at times, been atoned out of their minds.
I can see the headline for that article you read, Tea Tree Tits Cause Headache for Boys with Boobs: Researchers Say Lay Off the Herb & Soy Milk, Hippie Losers.
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