Comments on: More Culinary Trauma

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 18:24:40 +0000

Probably for the best.

By: Che

Che — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:21:21 +0000

I seem to vaguely remember him enjoying it. He did sometimes laugh, but I think I’ve blocked out those memories. Too gruesome.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:14:33 +0000

I can’t see Richie enjoying the movie. But then again, I can’t see him enjoying anything.

By: Che

Che — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:51:29 +0000

I saw Death Becomes Her years ago. Hey, R the P - know who I went to see it with? Richie! Yep, crazy Richie. It was the only date-type thing we ever did.

Awsome music Bas! You’ve been really productive. But thats no excuse for Shattered Prayer silence. Shatter the Silence. (Name for a song?)

By: Bas

Bas — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:15:23 +0000

Hee, hoo.. Sorry about the static. Too much new music going on here! I’m at a loss in movie land; really. I saw ‘Death Becomes Here’ on TV.. Great movie!
Last movie in a theatre… Mmm… Must have been ‘The Clearing’ with Robert Redford. Yawn.

Well.. Couple of new song attempts up on poesboes.com.

Tell Don… Nah.. I can never get the proper Southern Accent..
Looking forward to a recipe of Don Casserole! You know, nice, clean, healthy homey local meat..

By: Mojo

Mojo — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 23:56:51 +0000

Oh my god, R the P… aporkalypse?! Still, I laughed.

I think I’ve seen Pig Love before, but it wasn’t on Showtime. Skinemax maybe.

OK, enough. After Bacon and Bacon, it’s time for me to call it a day…

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 23:25:01 +0000

A sign of the aporkalypse!

Sorry. I admit that was bad. I can feel those people hitting 1 star right now.

And Mojo how about a movie called “Bacon and Bacon”. Kevin Bacon. Arnold Ziffle. In an action comedy that will touch your heart while raising your cholesterol.

Or Kevin Bacon. Miss Piggy. A love that dared not speak its name. A love that threatened to tear apart the Muppets forever!

They could make that last one into a series on Showtime and call it “Pig Love”.

By: Che

Che — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:50:30 +0000

I keep encountering lots of pig synchronicities myself. Like today when I switched on the telly just in time to hear Al Bundy say, “And now, the running of the pigs…”.

Ghost pig, Dr Bacon, the running of the pigs…. it has to be a sign.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:28:19 +0000

This year of the Pig is everywhere. At work, someone said, “I got this information from Dr. Bacon, who works at your office.”

There is no Dr. Bacon here. Luckily they gave her first name, so I knew who they were talking about, but her last name sounds nothing like Bacon!

Isabacon Rosalini!

By: Mojo

Mojo — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:01:34 +0000

Ghost Pig movies will make millions!

*Hold the Bacon: Ghost Pig Goes Ballistic

*Ghost Pigs on a Plane (overhyped but honest)

*Ghost Pig Wars: The Porky Menace (not as good as the original GPW)

Mock, if you will, but it will probably happen. Unfortunately.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 21:56:39 +0000

Maybe not glass legs, though. Lots of sparkles and practical when it comes to beer storage, but not so great when it comes to legs. Horseback riding could prove fatal for both horse and rider, for instance.

Nevertheless, since we all love Isabella (Bas?), we should give her a holiday. Epiphirossellini or maybe Ash Isabella Day, Dia de los Isabellas, or somesuch. Pope vote!

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 21:31:44 +0000

We also loved her in Death Becomes Her. We often say her line “Now a warning” that she said after Meryl Streep had imbibed the potion. To which Meryl replied “NOW a warning?!”

And she did a great indie movie about a woman who had glass legs filled with beer. Mojo said that he wanted to look into getting some of those legs.