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Loading ...Last night I dreamed I was walking through a mall in a bright pink dress, carrying a six-pack of Budweiser. I’m serious! Is that like my worst nightmare or what? Bad beer, bad clothes… a mall!
Shudder.
I figure the dream arose from the image placed in my subconscious by R the P’s comment about me drinking pink beer. Thanks R the P.
The last time I was in a mall, was in England, and I was just taking a shortcut through it to get to the cinema. And let me assure you, British malls are just as ugly, soul-sapping, sprawl-inducing and landscape-destroying as American malls. And over there, they don’t have near as much land to ugly up as we do. So what the hell are they thinking, putting up malls?
Lost wasn’t as dire as I thought it would be last night. Jack didn’t figure too prominently, up until we caught a glimpse of him playing football at the end. A little too much Charlie. A little too much Monty. But it managed to keep my interest overall, so I won’t put it in the blender this week.
Next week is the big Locke episode. I like Locke, he’s weird and interesting and this is their big chance to impress me and assure my continued watchership.
The Sci-Fi channel is showing re-runs of the Stargate Atlantis first season this morning. Man, Atlantis was putridly bad in the first season. But it did get better…. oh yes it did. When Jason Momoa joined the cast. Now there’s a reason to sit through a bad TV show. But….
…he’s not in the first season, so I’ll be skipping the re-runs this morning and getting to work. Bah…
Buy me a beer!
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The pink dress is the most disturbing part, somehow. The Budweiser is problematic but at least it is technically alcohol. Technically.
I don’t watch Lost anymore, and I’ve never seen Stargate Atlantis. Hmmm, maybe I’m deadly boring these days!
As you can surely guess, NJ is full of malls. Lots and lots of them. Soul-sapping isn’t descriptive enough for these monstrosities. Still, sometimes you have to go to the mall to get what you need, unfortunately. Best to avoid them if possible.
Why in the hell has this post had so many views?
Yeah the pink dress was truly the awful part. And it wasn’t even a muted salmon or a tasteful ‘blush’. It was sort of like a really bad drag-queen mock-up of the traditional Coco Channel dress, but a much brighter pink, and with some sort of feathered boa. Scary, eh?
I suppose Bud is booze, of sorts, but honestly, when I have to choose between two good beers and a six pack of crap beer, I’ll go for the two good beers. I’ll go for flavour over drunk every time, because lets face it, beer ain’t the best way to get drunk.
Tequila, on the other hand….