I woke up.
Thats pretty much about it for today. Thats all I’ve accomplished. I woke up, and that wasn’t easy. I’ve had this damned pinched nerve in my shoulder thats been keeping me awake nights. Last night I finally passed out.
You know what I hate? I hate waking up and having nothing but spam in my mailbox. Thats not a hint or anything (write me you bastards), but I’d rather have nothing than spam. Although its very nice of Mr Monibo to want to put money into my bank account.
There’s something kind of depressing about spam. Remember the good ole days when it was novel and funny? Then it became irritating. GRRRR…. We went out of our way to fight it. Now we’re just kind of sadly resigned to it.
Sigh….
What we need is to put spam in the blender. So how about a spam blender recipe:
1 c Coarsely chopped mushrooms
5 T Butter/margarine
1 c Finely crushed stone wheat
-crackers
1/4 c Green onions, sliced
1/4 c Brown onions, chopped
3/4 c Monterey Jack cheese
3/4 c Medium Sharp Cheddar cheese,
-grated
3/4 c Mozzarella cheese, grated
1 c Ricotta cheese
4 ea Eggs
1/4 t Cayenne pepper
1/4 t Paprika
1/4 c Milk
1 ea Cooked artichoke
1/4 c Green bell pepper, chopped
1/4 c Red bell pepper, chopped
1 cn Spam, shredded
Saute mushrooms in 3 Tbs butter until limp. Stir in the crushed crackers, then turn into well greased 10-inch round quiche pan. Press mushroom mixture evenly over bottom of dish and up the sides. Melt remaining butter, add onions, saute and add shredded Spam. Layer shredded cheeses and Spam in dish.
In blender, whirl the eggs, ricotta, milk and cayenne until smooth. Pour into crust and sprinkle with paprika. Place sauteed red and green bell peppers on top. Bake in oven at 375 for 40 to 45 mins. Garnished with cooked artichoke.
Well now I’ve done one thing this morning - I’ve written this post.
Buy me a beer!
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Hey, it really does look like Persephone is sitting on a dog.
See! I told you. Persephone is sitting on a dog. No way around it.
We got up. Worked out (Yes, we actually do work out — so far, no results. Maybe one day), ate, and now I think we’re going to take a nap.
Now that is a day full of accomplishments!
Working out is an accomplishment. And that nap sounds like a good idea to me.
Hey! I FINALLY got your Lycaon picture to come up. It is really good.
And as much as I hate to admit it, I’m going to have to take that nap now!
Yeah its a good one - I love the people running away. Hard to tell if they’re running from Zeus, or from Lycaon. Probably both.
Kudos on the changes! I like the larger font, and I like being able to click on Noumenal.
And I like the little head of Mercury after the comments.
And I like Big Bush Mercury too!
Thats what this blog is all about. Making Richard happy, and to hell with everyone else.
I don’t mean to hog the happiness, but this blog does make me happy! I hope it makes everyone else who reads it happy too!
I like the changes, and I like Che and I like Big Bush Mercury!
Changing jobs may cause outbreaks of unwarranted happiness.
I’m glad the blog makes you happy! I’m glad changing jobs makes you happy! I’m glad you like me, the blog, and big-bush Mercuri. (Mercurius Biggus Bushus).
Hearing from R the P makes me happy. Getting comments makes me happy. Taking drugs and getting electrocuted in sensitive areas of my body makes me happy.
Takes all kinds.
Yay to eletro-genital stimulation! I am looking forward to your visiting us later in the summer. Since I’ll be starting a new job, I won’t have any vacation time, but I guess we’ll work around that!
Right now, Mojo and I are about to go cut the grass (We are so SUBURBAN!) because thunderstorms are supposed to be coming soon. They’ll probably not come, but hey, our grass will be SHORT AND LEVEL!
Unlike Mercurius Biggus Bushus.
And you know who else has a huge bush? That woman in “The Life of Brian” who is nude with Brian when he is in the window. Her pubic bush practically fills the whole screen. She was a woman of the 70s, letting that pubic hair run wild and free!
No sculpting for her.
Hey, I thought she was hot. She was one of my favorite parts of Life of Brian. And her bush was one of my favorite parts of her.
Am I visiting in the summer? Hmmm… wonder how I’m gonna swing that one. Well, like you say, we’ll figure something out.
We’ll figure it out. I mean, Mojo and I will be down your way later in the summer because we have to get our daughter settled into her college life. I’ll probably just have to take some unpaid days to do that, but hey, it is worth getting away from my current job to have a few unpaid days.
We’ll work out the details. Maybe we won’t be hunting the Jersey Devil, maybe we’ll be hunting some local Georgia demon (Newt Gingrich?). We’ll figure it out.
And although I hate to cut my comments short that grass is calling my name!
I mean, her college is not really near you, but it is nearer you than us, so we’ll swing by. And we’ll figure it all out!