Loading ...Most people have the Mercury Retrograde blues right now, but I gotta say, I’m in the pink. So far this retrograde has seemed determined to screw everyone else in my favor (knock wood). It has been most bounteous, all praise to His Divine Trickiness. I didn’t stick’is pics up on my blog fer nuthin’.
I do hate the phrase ‘in the pink’, as if pink is a good thing. It seems to be the only color in the rainbow thats considered good by the general populace. If you’re blue, you’re sad, if you’re green, you’re envious. If you’re yellow, you’re cowardly. If you’re purple, you write bad prose, if you’re red, you’re a communist. And if you’re orange, you don’t rhyme with anything,and R the P doesn’t like you.
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Stupid orange!
This will make you even more in the pink!
You said that no one had added Shattered Prayer to wikipedia, so I went to look it up.
You were right. It wasn’t there.
Then I looked for Che Vaughn
And the very first result was
Claudia Schiffer
Relevance - 100%
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
I always think of Claudia when I think of you.
But if it makes you feel any better the second link was Judge Floro, Relevance - 93%.
Which is ridiculous because your actual name, with a link, is on Judge Floro’s page, and you name is no where on Claudia Schiffer’s page. In fact, there are two links to you on the judge’s page, both with your full name!
So I am on Wikipedia after all!
Shattered Prayer is mentioned too!
By the way, one of the pages that is linked via Floro wikipedia has now been viewed 2289 times. The judge sure helped the traffic!
It is this link
http://noumenal.net/theory/28/psychic_judge/
The other link, about dwarfs and the judge has only been viewed 536 times.
The judge can only help so much.
Hey! I just saw that SP is mentioned too.
Well, Che is wiki’ed after all.
Oh. And I see that you see it too!
Well this is just damned exciting - almost as exciting as getting mentioned in the supreme court appeal.
You’re a star!
Who sees blobs and lives with a homunculus.
Or so I’ve heard.
Well the homunculus experiment went horribly wrong, so I got rid of it. I now live with a rough muse (thanks Shelley for the term ‘rough muse’
.
And I don’t see the blobs too often since New Orleans, unfortunately.
That is too bad.
But it is exciting to be on Wikipedia!
You’ve arrived as a person in the 21st century if your are Wiki’ed!
Who know befriending a psychic judge could bring such notoriety?
Hey, do y’all live anywhere near Hershey Pennsylvania, or do you ever go there, you know, maybe when you need lots of Hershey bars on the cheap or something?
Who know? I’m typing like you now, R the P.
Iz in ur internetz, on teh Wiki. Sendz monies, kthx.
Not too close, but close enough for the schools to sometimes send kids there on field trips. It is about 2 1/2 hours away.
Ah well, maybe when I come visit we can take a trip there. kthx.
Worth a look. I’ve never been. The 6th grade that I attended used to take trips up there every year, but stopped going when I was in 5th grade.
Was I ever steamed!
You know, most people who come up yer way want to see a broadway show, the Met, some restaurants, museums, Times Square (though disneyfied).
Me, I ask to see the Pine Barrens and Hershey Pennsylvania.
I ain’t right.
Well, if you ain’t right, I ain’t right either.
‘Cause I’m excited about visiting both them places.
I picture Hershey, PA like those old “In the Land of Dairy Queen” commercials where the rivers run with chocolate and the mountains were made of ice cream.
I don’t think I’d ever move.
But I’ve heard Hershey is like the Stepford Chocolate town.
But hey, that’s interesting too.
I’m actually not going for the chocolate (though its quite an enticing bonus). My reasons for visiting are far more esoteric than that, perhaps having something to do with the stepfordesque nature of the town. Or not.
I do like the image you paint of a town carved from chocolate and ice cream. I’d live there.
The Mayor of Chocolate Town!
I’d run.
Mmmmm….. I’d vote fer ya.
Well, I gotta go make this chess pie before my mother keels over from a sugar deficiency. I actually think its me thats been the bad influence, and now she’s developed a raging sweet-tooth.
Meh. I’ve always been a bad influence.
Enjoy!
I’ll go eat a doughnut while thinking of your bad influence.
I leavez ya with this song (the ‘lost’ verse):
The punk rolled up his big blue eyes
And said to the jocker, “Sandy,
I’ve hiked and hiked and wandered too,
But I ain’t seen any candy.
I’ve hiked and hiked till my feet are sore
And I’ll be damned if I hike any more
To be buggered sore like a hobo’s whore
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
won’t you take me to chocolate town (instead of funky town)
I’m having a moment.
Gotta leave the house.
My mercury retrograde has been all about deceptive men. It’s been interesting and kind of funny but I’ve been learning about the deceptions quickly! Thanks Merc
Hope all is well.
Hope the rough muse gets you working.
S
Shelley, men are often deceptive, retrograde or not. But I imagine I’m not telling you anything new. It’s our way. Not MY way, but others… We can be taught, but usually, it’s as children. Some men just don’t learn well.
Che, you ain’t right and R the P ain’t right either. I don’t know Bas or Shelley, but I am reasonably confident that they too are not at all right. (Bas, if this sounds weird to Dutch ears, ask Che for the definitive explanation of what’s ‘not right’
.
Well, I guess for once I have had an experience that R the P and Che have not! SHOCKING! Of course, it’s the most mundane one of all: Hershey PA. I work in PA, and I’ve been to Hershey PA, and State College, PA, and last, but not least, Harrisburg, PA. Unfortunately, I did not get to go on a tour of Three Mile Island, though I wanted to. Everyone seemed to think that my wish was very strange indeed.
Hershey is… well… rural. Or more rural than I thought it would be. But there is one thing about Hershey — one GLORIOUS thing — the Hershey Factory Warehouse. O M G… Rows upon rows of all their creations from bizarre items to the run of the mill stuff. Definitely worth the drive. I hear they discontinued the factory tours, but I refuse to hear that, as I want to see a damned chocolate waterfall (I am thinking Willy Wonka here, but I bet it’s just a little dribble like at the Krispy Kreme stores). We are going, tour or not!
Given Che’s non-chocolate interests, I can attest somewhat to the stepfordesque nature of Hershey. I admit to being a bit blinded by the chocolate, and this was uh… OMG, 15 years ago, but it did seem a little scary and I assume it still is.
Che, I hope you’re doing your familial duty of keeping your mother’s blood sugar at the Southern mandated minimum of 300. I wouldn’t want her to go into DTs.
I could be wrong… i could be right.. Like Johnny Rotten said in -what i think- is his best song ever. Who knows whats not right?
(Che, please explain?!)
I’d go to Chocolate Town. Sounds like bliss! Is that something we should have on the SP recommended tour guide? A handy Shattered Planet; finding your way to heavenly resorts?
Oh and Che.. The black blobs.. are you sure they weren’t brought on by serious pie deficit? Could they have been hallucinogenic floating brownies? A exoprojection of your deepest craving?
Sorry to hear about your bad encounter Shelley.
And Richard.. throwing up the Wiki angle again.. Couldn’t we make one ourself? That is in Che should do it and we keep on changing the figures and facts so people will have to notice?
We should be able to bump Claudia Schiffer to somewhat lower relevance! We even could ask Judge Floro as a ghost writer. I love ghosts.
I’m all for wikiing Che ourselves.
And I also like the idea of a “Shattered Planet.” Places to visit when emerging from a Shattered Prayer.
Tahiti would be on there.
The Pine Barrens would be on there.
And Chocolate Town would definitely be on the Shattered Planet.
And what shattered the planet you may ask . . .
Mmmmm, chocolate town…