Comments on: Well at least I found my gravitas

By: Che

Che — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:18:36 +0000

Of course, considering that our gravitas is up our ass, it make sense that our asses would be gravid.

Still a good idea for a cult though.

By: Che

Che — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:16:58 +0000

Yeah, I hate it when that happens. There’s nothing worse than the look of glee on Darrin’s face when he realises his wifey is no longer more powerful than he. Men hate it when women are powerful, no matter how convenient and helpful the power is.

Men suck.

And you know, it wasn’t all powers, it was only the healing powers, which I was always sort of embarrassed about anyway. Long story, that.

Also since then, I totally confound psychics. They can’t read me at all. Just like, you know, I couldn’t read him. And its interesting and kind of fun at times (I even knocked a channeler right out of her trance once - totally threw her off her game. Everyone demanded their money back), but also annoying when I really need some psychic help. I can read myself, but you know, I’m not the most objective person when it comes to me.

Meh, my ass is pretty gravid too. We could form a cult. The Cult of the Gravid Ass.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:08:09 +0000

The only thing I have is a gravid ass. Sorry — I’ve been around Richard for too long ;-)

By: Mojo

Mojo — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 15:03:22 +0000

That sucks, Che! Losing your powers, as it were. I think there were a few episodes of Bewitched that focused on that very theme! (j.k.)

Good luck with work stuff. I fear this week will be rather worky for me too. Dull…

By: Che

Che — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:12:25 +0000

I used to be quite good at healing people before an incubus took a huge bite out of me. Since then, my friends are better off with good insurance and a team of specialists.

Fortunately I still have that whole weird regeneration thing going on for me. My reptilian DNA sparking up I guess.

Well, good night. I needs my rest too. I want to read some hot steamy yumminess before bedtime so I can have some interesting dreams. Then tomorrow is busy workly-type stuff. Yuck.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:05:14 +0000

I hear you!

I’ve only been to a couple of coveny type things — once with you, and I was underwhelmed. Just like I am with church really.

Well, I’m off to bed. Tomorrow I go to the doctor to see if I can finally get that CPAP so I can sleep through the night.

Exactly 3 months after my sleep study.

That’s modern medicine for you.

Maybe I should have a coven burn some sage over me, or kneel saggy tittied over me while letting their essential oils flow. It’d be faster than what I’m getting from the MDs.

By: Che

Che — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 03:00:05 +0000

Yeah me too. Which is why covens have never put up with me for too long.

And the reasons I never put up with them for very long are too numerous to name. But the top 3 would be:

1. Karmic soap operas
2. Naked hippies.
3. Weird power struggles that I want no part of.
4. Breast-feeding maypole dancers.

Okay, that was four.

But my patron deity is a trickster, and what - I’m supposed to be all serious? As they say in the midlands, gerrodnit.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:49:45 +0000

I find it difficult to find gravitas in any ritual.

Or anything.

Tonight Mojo and I were saying that A the Girl can sometimes be like a bull in a china shop (she just barrels ahead no matter what is around her) and that disintegrated into a Walrus in a china shop saying “But I love Royal Doulton with handpainted periwinkles! Damn these flippers! Why must I destroy what I love?”

I think my gravitas is just gone forever.

I am in favor of a new holiday that requires bathing for Gravitas though!