No I’m not talking about: Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
I break that one all the time anyway. I prefer just about any god to Jehovah. Sorry there, Jehovah.
I’m talkin’ ’bout my first commandment.
Thou shalt perform no house-cleaning, nor tidying, nor organizing of thy material goods, for it is an abomination before thy Gods (all of whom you put before Jehovah).
That one.
I cleaned so intensely, that I actually forgot to eat. And I’m pretty sure forgetting to eat breaks another of my commandments.
Don’t know what got me on a manic cleaning spree. Could be those damned meteors, sprinting around above my head, beaming rays of neatness into my brain.I forgot to wear my tinfoil hat this weekend.
I’ll put it on now.
Yes thats right Mojo, R the P, when we go out tomorrow night, I’ll be wearing a tin-foil hat.
Buy me a beer!
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sonofabitch!
does this mean i have to clean, too?
yes.
yes it does.
Dammit! I do hate cleaning these days, whereas many years ago, I thought it was a good thing. Haven’t done it in months, though…
And I don’t remember any tin foil hat from our little foray into the furnace that you call GA. Then again, it was so hot that I nearly died, so maybe my brain was addled. A tin foil hat may have helped to reflect some of that horrid heat.
Well when I got into the car and we took off, I did say, “Damn, I forgot my tinfoil hat”, to which R the P replied, “Good”.
Oh, I didn’t hear that! LOL.
Yes.
I did indeed say “good.”
I couldn’t have my fomer location of the comic book shop reminiscence marred by somebody in a tin foil hat.
You’ve no sense of fashion.
Ain’t that the truth!