Loading ...When I talk to a man, I can always tell what he’s thinking by where he’s looking.
See, if he’s looking at my eyes, he’s looking for intelligence.
If he’s looking at my mouth, well he’s looking for wit and wisdom.
And if he’s looking anywhere else except my chest, he’s looking for another man.
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Hey that works great if you’re Dolly Parton. Not so much for those like me who have the touch of gayness, and who know that deep down, if a man is looking at us at all, then he wants another man.
Listen, even as a gay man I’ve found myself staring at Dolly’s chest.
And I believe she might have a little bit of the touch of gayness herself. She certainly is gay positive.
She even said “When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasize I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman.”
And asked if she supported gay marriage, she said, “Hell yes! You people should have to suffer just like the rest of us!”
If people look me in the eye i feel i’ve done something stupid.
If they look at my mouth i probably have spinach on my teeth.
It is that age old question — when you talk to someone, where do you look? Eyes or mouth? I find myself looking at the mouth more, but maybe it is just because I’m starting to lose my hearing and need to lip read!
If I’m interested, I’m looking at the eyes. If I’m not, I’m looking at the door.
i do the classic introvert thing and look directly at someone - mostly eyes, but all over, taking in the big picture - when someone is talking to me. but then, when it’s my turn to talk, my eyes wander.
i’ve made myself get better. i think i noticed it a lot more than other people did, though.