Loading ...I had cheesecake for breakfast this morning. Highly recommended, that.
Anyhoo, the countdown is on. This begins the twelve days of Tahitimas. According to R the P, Tahitimas will be on the 23rd this year. Thats the day Richard, Mojo and I will get together for our annual Tahitimas Mexican dinner.
So, twelve more days to Tahitimas.
Unfortunately, Tahitimas will fall on a Sunday this year, which means our usual restaurant will be closed so that the employees can go worship the Christ child. We’re going to have to find an alternative to the Tahitimas giant burrito. How dare they put the worship of Jesus before the availability of the giant burrito?!
Of course, the last time we had the giant burrito - for Jersey Devil day - we thought we were going to die. We were dining on the surface of the sun, and we were having a problem digesting, prolly due to rapid boiling of our flesh from our bones. It won’t be that hot since it’s winter now, though today the temperature is expected to reach the 80s.
On the first day of Tahitmas my true love gave to me
A cheese cake baked in hell.
On the second day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
On the third day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
Three armadillos
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
On the fourth day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
Four Rusty Trombones
Three armadillos
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
On the fifth day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
FIVE GO-OLD Fish!
Four Rusty Trombones
Three armadillos
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
On the sixth day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
Six margaritas
FIVE GO-OLD Fish!
Four Rusty Trombones
Three armadillos
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
On the seventh day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
Seven chickens pieping
Six margaritas
FIVE GO-OLD Fish!
Four Rusty Trombones
Three armadillos
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
On the eighth day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
Eight Greeks in chocolate
Seven chickens pieping
Six margaritas
FIVE GO-OLD Fish!
Four Rusty Trombones
Three armadillos
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
On the ninth day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
Nine big burritos
Eight Greeks in chocolate
Seven chickens pieping
Six margaritas
FIVE GO-OLD Fish!
Four Rusty Trombones
Three armadillos
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
On the tenth day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
Ten palm-trees swaying
Nine big burritos
Eight Greeks in chocolate
Seven chickens pieping
Six margaritas
FIVE GO-OLD Fish!
Four Rusty Trombones
Three armadillos
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
On the ‘leventh day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
Eleven pints of Guinness
Ten palm-trees swaying
Nine big burritos
Eight Greeks in chocolate
Seven chickens pieping
Six margaritas
FIVE GO-OLD Fish!
Four Rusty Trombones
Three armadillos
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
On the twelfth day of Tahitimas my true love gave to me
Twelve million dollars
Eleven pints of Guinness
Ten palm-trees swaying
Nine big burritos
Eight Greeks in chocolate
Seven chickens pieping
Six margaritas
FIVE GO-OLD Fish!
Four Rusty Trombones
Three armadillos
Two crazed pigs
And a cheese cake baked in hell.
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I laughed out loud at the gold fish!
Love it. I especially like that 12th day… though the choco-Greeks are high on my list as well.
Mmmm…. chocolate covered Greeks. Can’t go wrong there.
you win!
i’ll be singing this for weeks. “fieeeve! GO-OOOOOLD! feeesh!” *deep breath* “foooour rusty trombones….”
Not sure where to post this, but are you iced-in Steff? If so, maybe you don’t even have electricity given the power outages in the Midwest… Hope all is well!
Iced in? See, I never even conceive of these things, because its 80 degrees here. I’ll have to go check the news. Hope you’re okay there, Steff! Stay warm!
It actually looks VERY icy where Steff is. And cold. Icy and cold. Makes me cold just looking at it. Be careful, Steff. Hope you’re doing well. (If that happened in GA, we’d all be panicking).
Indeed. If that happened in GA, they’d shut down the entire state and call out the National Guard and people would stand around gawping, after they’d bought $100 worth of bread and milk for the ‘emergency’ weather. Although in IA’s case, it truly IS an emergency!
Hope all’s well, Steff!