Loading ...So, it being Sunday an’all, and not a very good day for TV, I found myself watching the History Channel. I can see why Richard enjoys history so much. I watched a show about Stalin’s plan to create an army of monkey-men.
What I don’t understand is why Richard would rather read about pilgrims than about armies of monkey-men.
Like Mojo, I’m not really fond of monkeys (unless they’re in my army). Monkeys remind me too much of my evolutionary past. They also tend to masturbate in public and throw their poo.
Okay okay… I’ve been known to wank in public. But I swear, I’ve never thrown my poo.
I don’t have any problem with primordial ooze. I guess thats far enough in my evolutionary past not to be a problem. And if the ooze is masturbating, I’d never know it.
I’m considering taking the rest of the day off. Steff asked me what I was baking this weekend, and I realized I haven’t baked this weekend, so I need to remedy that quickly. I was considering a lemon pound-cake, but KK wants cupcakes, so I think I’ll do the pound-cake next weekend.
There’s something inherently wrong with mentioning pound-cake and poo in the same post, I think. There should be a law or something.
Oh well, too late.
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Ah, history. It’s like reading a fantasy novel that really happened.
And it lets you know people never learn, and that we repeat the same things over and over.
I wouldn’t be surprised if somewhere right now someone was trying to cross a monkey with a person.
Mojo (and Che and Bill Corbett from MST3K/Riff Trax) would all hate the result.
But, Professor Bobo from MST3K would love it!
If I had a choice in a bookstore between Stalin’s army of monkey-men and the Pilgrims — I’d choose the monkey-men.
But if you had a choice between being on the Mayflower with a bunch of pilgrims, and being on the Mayflower with an army of monkey-men, which would you choose?
Because pilgrims, for all their faults, were not known for flinging their poo.
Well, hygiene was very lax back in the Pilgrim days. You never knew what would come flying at you if William Brewster thought you weren’t being “Pilgrimy” enough.
Also, what was with those Pilgrim names. William’s sons were “Fear,” “Love,” and most embarassing of all “Wrestling.”
Monkeys have more dignified names than that!
Wrestling is a pretty awful name to give your kid. I’d be up for some serious parenticide if I got stuck with that name.
However its not quite as bad as some of the other pilgrimy names. For instance “Sorry For Sin”, “Hate Evil” and “Fly Fornication”.
Monkey names are better. I’d rather be Bonzo than Fly Fornication any day.
Bokito ranks high in the Netherlands. Not a gibbon, but a grand silver back gorilla in a Dutch zoo who recently decided he had enough of the onlookers and jumped across a pond to wander about.
He ended up in a fast-food restaurant. Oh, and on wikipedia, YouTube..
Bokito. Much better name than Wrestling. I mean, really.
And hey, I’m on Wikipedia too. But not youtube. Unless someone posted that mardi gras vid of my tits.
i dunno. “i’m fly fornication” would make a fine t-shirt.
although “not pilgrimy enough” is amusingly obscure. that’s always a good play.
i still can’t get the gibbon pic outta my camera. woe.
ok, monkeys are off the list, at least 99% of them. Pilgrims are also off my list, not only for ludicrous naming conventions but also because they’re … pilgrims.
Bas, I like the monkey story, but I can’t watch it. A monkey (ok, primate) in a fast food joint? I do not EVER want to see that.
But let’s focus on the important topic here: Che has a tits-out video out there somewhere? Awesome! Is it on YouTube (or, these days, xtube)?! It should be. I’m a gay guy, and even I like Che’s rack.
I saw Che flashing her tits at Mardi Gras and getting tons of beads.
In the gay section of town.
Those tits have been enjoyed by many a man, gay, straight, and bisexual.
And many a woman to boot.