Comments on: Strictly no gibbons… unless they’re in my army.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Fri, 02 May 2008 23:36:36 +0000

I saw Che flashing her tits at Mardi Gras and getting tons of beads.

In the gay section of town.

Those tits have been enjoyed by many a man, gay, straight, and bisexual.

And many a woman to boot.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Fri, 02 May 2008 00:37:57 +0000

ok, monkeys are off the list, at least 99% of them. Pilgrims are also off my list, not only for ludicrous naming conventions but also because they’re … pilgrims.

Bas, I like the monkey story, but I can’t watch it. A monkey (ok, primate) in a fast food joint? I do not EVER want to see that.

But let’s focus on the important topic here: Che has a tits-out video out there somewhere? Awesome! Is it on YouTube (or, these days, xtube)?! It should be. I’m a gay guy, and even I like Che’s rack.

By: stefficus

stefficus — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:53:38 +0000

i dunno. “i’m fly fornication” would make a fine t-shirt.

although “not pilgrimy enough” is amusingly obscure. that’s always a good play.

i still can’t get the gibbon pic outta my camera. woe.

By: Che

Che — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:51:24 +0000

Bokito. Much better name than Wrestling. I mean, really.

And hey, I’m on Wikipedia too. But not youtube. Unless someone posted that mardi gras vid of my tits.

By: Bas

Bas — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:49:06 +0000

Bokito ranks high in the Netherlands. Not a gibbon, but a grand silver back gorilla in a Dutch zoo who recently decided he had enough of the onlookers and jumped across a pond to wander about.
He ended up in a fast-food restaurant. Oh, and on wikipedia, YouTube..

By: Che

Che — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:43:15 +0000

Wrestling is a pretty awful name to give your kid. I’d be up for some serious parenticide if I got stuck with that name.

However its not quite as bad as some of the other pilgrimy names. For instance “Sorry For Sin”, “Hate Evil” and “Fly Fornication”.

Monkey names are better. I’d rather be Bonzo than Fly Fornication any day.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:30:21 +0000

Well, hygiene was very lax back in the Pilgrim days. You never knew what would come flying at you if William Brewster thought you weren’t being “Pilgrimy” enough.

Also, what was with those Pilgrim names. William’s sons were “Fear,” “Love,” and most embarassing of all “Wrestling.”

Monkeys have more dignified names than that!

By: Che

Che — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:28:11 +0000

But if you had a choice between being on the Mayflower with a bunch of pilgrims, and being on the Mayflower with an army of monkey-men, which would you choose?

Because pilgrims, for all their faults, were not known for flinging their poo.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:22:00 +0000

If I had a choice in a bookstore between Stalin’s army of monkey-men and the Pilgrims — I’d choose the monkey-men.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:20:47 +0000

Ah, history. It’s like reading a fantasy novel that really happened.

And it lets you know people never learn, and that we repeat the same things over and over.

I wouldn’t be surprised if somewhere right now someone was trying to cross a monkey with a person.

Mojo (and Che and Bill Corbett from MST3K/Riff Trax) would all hate the result.

But, Professor Bobo from MST3K would love it!