Loading ...What a beautiful morning! We had dinner last night with two witty and urbane gay men and their three daughters. And now, after a night of wine and witty conversation, we have a clear sky, cool temperatures, and kd lang playing in the background.
What does such a beautiful morning bring to mind? Why, cry-baby Cylons and crappy catnip, of course.
Che mentioned that she was disappointed in whiny old Tyrol. Me too. Buck up. Last week you were talking about what a fucking loser nut job Callie was and this week you are crying and posturing and shouting “You didn’t know her, man!’ He’s acting like me at Che’s future funeral! But I’ll be acting the fool knowingly as a piece of funeral theatre, Tyrol’s just doing it because the producers obviously felt someone needed to be a whiny bitch now that Callie is dead.
I’m a little disappointed in all the four newly revealed Cylons. No. I take it back. Sam’s always been whipped by Starbuck. So, alone of all four of them, he has not changed. Tory has moved from a complete background character (She’s one of the four? Who the hell is she? Isn’t she Billy’s replacement?) to sort of a Cylon Roslyn. She is willing to do whatever she has to to embrace her inner strength. If that means throwing that thing out the airlock, so be it. And let’s face it, Saul Tigh has always been a fascinating trainwreck. I’d watch him descend into madness every week. A spin off of Galactica could be “The Saul Tigh Show!” Every week he could get drunk, hurl abuses at people, and fight/fuck a Cylon. I’d watch that.
It really is Galen that has been the big disappointment. I told Mojo he’d probably sleep with Baltar next. Baltar makes it a rule only to sleep with Cylons.
Which brings me to crappy catnip. It doesn’t really, but I was thinking about it before the post. Mojo and I bought Puss some catnip (or Kitty Crack as Puss likes to call it) and it was nothing but stems and seeds. Puss won’t have anything to do with it. It really has been as disappointing as Galen Tyrol as a Cylon. Full circle that!
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Galen has more mood swings than Morrissey. He really need to just throw HIMSELF out the airlock, especially if he sleeps with Baltar.
Hell, if they only had Tigh, Rosalyn, Starbuck, and Six, I’d still watch BG. The others are just filler to move the story along so those few can act nutty or calmly vicious, which they do with aplomb. Doesn’t hurt to have a little totty in there, but I can make do with those four.
If Morrissey were a Cylon, then all the Cylons would kill themselves! Then the Morrissey Cyon would kill itself.
Humanity wins!
Sweet. Just upload his Greatest Hits album into the Cylon consciousness and we humans win!
Okay, first of all, NEVER buy catnip marketed toward cats. (we all know cats watch commercials). Its overpriced, and low quality. Get instead from a nice local herbalist. You’ll pay a lot less, and get fresher quality - AND you’ll get to examine it before buying.
Stems and seeds. Hmph.
Hehe…. upload Morrissey. What a nightmare.
I don’t know any local herbalists, but I just bought some catnip from a good herb and vitamin shop. We’ll see how she likes it… If it’s no good, I suspect I can grow my own, though this has not been confirmed by my previous attempts at gardening.
Catnip is easy to grow. Hell, it won’t die even if you try to kill it.
It must be related to mint. That shit NEVER dies. You could napalm that stuff and I guarantee it would come back in about 3 hours.
The question is, where do I get it? I called two places and they didn’t have it nor knew where I could get it. Of course, it’s likely I was talking to disinterested 19 year old temp workers, so that may be part of the problem…
Oh, duh. I just found several online places that sell the seeds and small plants, even organic versions. It’s all about the right search terms.
Alright, so I need to do more research before I type. Wikipedia says catnip actually is in the mint family (Lamiaceae) and is sometimes even called catmint. I didn’t know that only about 2/3 of cats are susceptible to its notorious effects. Hmmm… Maybe that’s my problem with dieting: It just doesn’t work on me.
In keeping with a more recent post ‘Biological’, it seems that, like the woman in the TV show, plants in this Family are bisexual.