Loading ...I’ve given recipes for two types of Mojitos of the Undead then realised a lot of people down here in the south might not know what a mojito is, and even if they do, they’ll regard it with some suspicion because it doesn’t contain marshmallows, raisins, or mayonnaise. So I’ve decided to compile a few southern dessert salad recipes of the undead (or other magickal purposes).
Carrot Salad of the Undead
6 large carrots
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 cup marshmallows
1/2 cup raisins
1 dash curare
1 dash cinnamon
Grate the carrots into a bowl, add the other ingredients and stir until the carrots are evenly coated with the mayonnaise, cinnamon and curare. Serve to any guests whom you would render undead and under your complete control, keeping in mind that this IS carrot salad, and most guests are going to spit it into their napkins anyway. Any guest who actually eats the stuff, gets what they deserve.
Congealed Salad Flying Ointment
One box of Cherry Jell-O
One tub of cool-whip
One small can of crushed pinapple
One cup of marshmallows
1 dollop of scopalomine
Make the jello according to the instructions on the box and refrigerate until viscous, but not fully firm. Add the Cool-Whip and blend with a hand mixer. Add the pinapple, the marshmallows, and the scopalomine and blend evenly. Pour into a jello mold and refrigerate until firm. Not to be ingested internally, but no one in their right mind would eat congealed salad anyway. When you’re ready to fly, rub the salad over your body and hop on your broom.
Were-wolf repellent Apple Salad
6 medium red apples
3/4 cup mayonaise
1/2 cup chopped pecans
1 cup marshmallows
3/4 cup raisins
1 tbsp wolfs bane
Cut the apples into small squares and mix with the pecans, marshmallows, raisins and wolfs-bane. Add the mayonnaise and stir until evenly coated. Guaranteed to repel werewolves and anyone else who comes to visit.
Disclaimer: I don’t actually recommend the ingestion of wolfsbane, curare, scopalomine, or any salad dish that involves mayonnaise, marshmallows and raisins. I certainly don’t recommend the ingestion of carrots. Ever.
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That first recipe was the most disgusting recipe of the Undead ever! Carrots indeed! Yuck!
Well I felt inspired by the carrot salad discussion. what can i say.
What about Scrying Slaw or Demon-Summoning Deviled Eggs? Lots of mayo but no carrots or marshmallows, at least.
Well the above is certainly not the end of the southern magickal salads recipes, but this is arcane stuff, it takes time to sift through forbidden tomes and cookbooks in search of these rare jewels of arcane knowledge
Have you tried ‘undead recipes’ in Google? Guess who’s on top…
Me! I’m queen of the undead recipes!
All hail the queen of the undead recipes!