Comments on: How I learned about sex

By: Ali

Ali — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 22:06:27 +0000

Americans finally realize the try-before-you-buy works just as well with sex as it does with commodities. Rather than marrying and then shacking up with hot sex coming after the nuptuals, Americans are increasingly putting out before putting on the wedding rings.Women are just as likely as men to get it on before matrimony.
I think this is just the sign of the times. I mean, we like to test things, try them out, before making a purchase. Why should sex and marriage be any different? The stigma associated with pre-marital sex is dead. Long live free love!

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 16:22:11 +0000

I have to say that I am surprised a post that says SEX right in the title has not received the massive number of hits other posts have received.

I bet if you said “How Blender Learned About Sex” you would have received a billion hits.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:52:09 +0000

There could also be the spanking blue weaners, — they would try to get you to stop masturbating, but they’d do it gradually.

Not like Jocelyn. She’d just say full speed ahead!

By: Bas

Bas — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 23:49:36 +0000

Masturbation as practiced by the Undeads?
Mmm.. If you think that through: “The Spanking Blue Weeners” would be a great name for a band!

Sorry, i think a lot. Very through at least.

By: che

che — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 23:23:17 +0000

Probably something smarter than sitting around on my blog posting embarassing comments.

We’ll have to offer some sort of enticement to get her to drop by. A mojito and some carrot salad, perhaps?

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 23:15:17 +0000

I felt that you deserved company in your embarrassing admissions. Besides, that was me nearly 30 years ago. Hardly the same person. It is like embarrassing someone else.

I wonder what Jocelyn is doing now. Something smart, no doubt.

By: che

che — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 16:56:19 +0000

Well I’m glad I’m not the only one who admits embarassing things on my blog. Thank you for sharing.

Yes, Jocelyn Elders kicks ass. We should encourage her to visit my blog and comment.

“Come Jocelyn (koam Jocelyn), visit us and leave some pearls of wisdom in the comment section”.

Her advice: “never work for Bill Clinton”.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:47:34 +0000

I am all for any post that mentions Jocelyn Elders. If Clinton had followed her advice, we wouldn’t have W in the White House now.

But who wants to talk about them.

I too learned the ways of the flesh through the written word. And I will confess something that is completely embarassing, or at least it was to me over 25 (or more) years ago when I learned my mistake.

Because no one ever talked about that stuff around me, when I happened across the slang term for orgasm (or even ejaculate), my little inexperienced mind mispronounced it.

Instead of “come” I pronounced it “koam.” It wasn’t until I saw someone write the word as “cum” that I finally understood my sexual reading faux pas.

I didn’t even connect “come” with the usual every day verb (as to come and go, gone and went). Thank heavens I learned my mistake before ever saying the word out loud in the correct context. That would have been embarrassing.