Comments on: A billion days and Hershey Bars

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:15:26 +0000

Congratulations, Post! A little Hershey’s, a big hammer, and a whole lot ass loving will break records every time!

Hammer don’t hurt them (A cultural reference as old as Jack Handy!)

By: che

che — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:12:52 +0000

Yes and I thank you for the pics. That mental image of the hammer will haunt my nightmares for years to come.

And this post has now broken the record for most commented!

Huzzah!

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:08:53 +0000

It would help if you had like 17 kids who also lost everything in Katrina, and if you lost at least one of the kids in Katrina, you’d be a shoe in. Ty would show up at your doorstep. I don’t know how to post a picture to a comment, but I emailed you a link with pictures of him. At least you too can get the mental image of Ty with a hammer up his ass.

Sorry, Bas. Sometimes you got to talk about ass hammers.

By: che

che — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:03:49 +0000

Well you know I’m not up on my cultural references, being a hurricane victim with no TV . Even on the blog my cultural references are very old… like Jack Handey.

So do you have Ty’s address? Perhaps he’d like to help someone with no furniture or cultural references.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 04:58:28 +0000

Ty Pennington — consider yourself lucky for not knowing who he is. He got his start as the resident hunk on Trading Spaces, the U.S. version of Changing Rooms. Then he quit and started his own show where he grants the dreams of some INCREDIBLY destitute family by building them a dream home.

Hey! Maybe you should write to Ty. He could help you where FEMA did not.

By: che

che — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:34:07 +0000

Now you’ve got me wanting a Rosh Hoshana cheeseburger. ah tradition.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:31:59 +0000

Ah! Just like Chess then!

After I got on to you for not being here, now I have to get my special Rosh Hashana Cheeseburger.

Take that, Torah!

By: che

che — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:30:58 +0000

Who?

By: che

che — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:29:19 +0000

Something like that, but its more like me mailing and saying, \”Die, die you underhive scum… Di-i-i-i-i-i-E!!!!!!!\” and Rich writes back and says, \”You fiendishly clever player! Well met! How shall I ever top this!\” and I write back and say, \”AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! you filthy disease-ridden vermin, I\’ll kill you all!\” and he writes back and says, \”Huzzah!\”

Thats how you play it.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:26:16 +0000

Ha ha! I just got a picture of Ty Pennington with a hammer up his ass making someone’s dream come true.

Bas should pitch that show to a local tv station over there. It would never get on the air here!

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:24:15 +0000

Bad dogs!

Tabletop war game, eh? Do you do it like intellectuals would do in old books? Does he email you and say “Knight to Queen’s Bishop 3″ and then you look at the tabletop and say, “You fiendishly clever player! Well met! My hat’s off to you. How shall I ever top this?” And then you mail off some move. And then 30 years from now, someone mails in “Check and Mate, sir! Huzzah!”

Is that how you play it?

By: che

che — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:20:49 +0000

Oh and Bas complained today that this blog was turning into a DIY site. I think we should cease the Hammer talk.

Unless its Warhammer (TM), that is.