Comments on: I volunteer to be your patron saint… of something

By: Tramadol.

Tramadol. — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:58:43 +0000

Tramadol….

Tramadol….

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:32:32 +0000

Today you are the patron saint of getting more people responding to your blog! The patron saint of Firefox!

By: che

che — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 17:07:27 +0000

Well I’m all for self-beatification, R the P seems torn between self-beatification and the whole 3 miracles thing. Though I think Bas’ conversion to firefox counts as enough miracles for all of us.

Yes, I do like the idea of a little medal with my face on is. Fine idea, mojo.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:13:23 +0000

So, do the saints now have to create medals/amulets with your likeness on them which they must keep on their person (or apparition, as is usually the case with saints)?

Ectoplasmic patron saint of saints medals. I like it. Where can I get one? I know I’m only a pope, but when I have my own cooking accident, I want to be ready.

By: che

che — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:56:58 +0000

Yes my phone sex alter ego was a chinese-american art student.

Then there are those other non phone sex alter egos. Pirate, space-vampire, pope, patron saint of lost change in the sofa, slave to cats, werewolf, cyborg.

I’m a Gemini, baby, so just keep counting.

By: Bas

Bas — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:51:54 +0000

Phone sex alter ego…

Just counting Che.. Just counting…

By: Bas

Bas — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:50:29 +0000

I’d work my way up from something humble… For one thing… I need a good miracle worker keeping all these undefined spoils of live out of my k..k..kkeyboard!!
From there you might want to opt for an opening in Universal Universe domination? I’m shure it’s free pizzas for eternity at that level..

By: che

che — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:01:34 +0000

mm… I think you’ve taken it too far. Mainly because I didn’t think of it first.

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:57:08 +0000

The I choose to be the patron saint of Gods! Of course, I have to perform 3 miracles ahead of that.

By: che

che — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:54:13 +0000

Yeah, patron saint of saints… then I could have saints… praying to me!

By: Richard the Previous

Richard the Previous — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:44:23 +0000

Why isn’t there a patron saint of patrons? Maybe you could lock that one up?

Or the patron saint of saints? Saints sometimes need saints helping them.