Comments on: Puke-a-licious

By: Tramadol.

Tramadol. — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:44:54 +0000

Tramadol….

Tramadol….

By: Bas

Bas — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:21:49 +0000

And here eyes were like the most beautiful blenders i’d ever seen…

Hey now, hang in there. I’m sure you’d consider it a profanity, but given the circumstances.. Do take some aspirine or something.

And i do have an office bud, but color? Mmm.. Dunno… Full Moon again. Yes, even where the Moon doesn’t shine..

By: che

che — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:28:10 +0000

Bas, I do believe your ass was already beige (off-white? eggshell? ivory? ecru?) leave it to the sensible dutch to paint things the colour they already were, just with a fresh coat.

And its the height of sensible to turn your ass into a fax machine in the cyborg age. I was intending to turn mine into a coffee maker, and my vagina into a beer-tap.

(There the answer to ‘Whats in my vagina’ pt 3)

Yeah, still feverish, sweatin’ like a pig.

By: Bas

Bas — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 00:36:12 +0000

Paint my ass office beige and call me a faxmachine

Seems you got your pleasure there.. Fighting feisty felines while flue feverished.

Fingers crossed…

By: che

che — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:38:26 +0000

Yeah bea likes her lap-time. She’ll be fine - she’d gotten used to the mercurial life. But true, Cleto will be surprised. They’ll be even more surprised when I shove them both into the same cat carrier. Its a BIG cat-carrier, but all of Georgia isn’t big enough for those two. I’m sensing a possible hell-trip in my future. I pity the poor rideshare person who has to deal with us.

Thank you all for the glossalalia, though I’d be a little suspicious of any fax machine thats spitting out Nurgle incantations. Might wanna get that thing exorcised. Or exercised, all things considered.

To paraphrase Shirley McClaine in Steel Magnolias, “Well, paint my ass pink and call me Slaanesh”

By: Mojo

Mojo — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 20:46:20 +0000

Bas, that’s an amazing fax you received. It’s surely a good omen. Usually when I don’t know what something means, it turns out pretty well. It’s when I *think* I know what something means that everything goes wrong.

ZZZZuuuuurFLeeerz Bhet, Che!

That just came to me, so I must have been tapping into your vibe, Bas. Surely, it’s an awesome spell straight from someone good. Someone evil would try to trick us with smooth words. We’re not falling for that, buddy! I’ll take nonsense wherever I can get it. Except Frank Peretti. That’s just going too far.

By: Bas

Bas — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 20:16:32 +0000

Plonking gazerders. Waffeling snarls ar frmbi Che. Nurgle zamgra teheredet flu!!! (Objet i vitamini Z)

No idea what the hell it means. Just lifted that from the faxmachine. I suppose it’s from Nurgle. Maybe you can work it out?

I hope it’s a spell to get that damn flu down.

Warming MMMPPPFFF.. to you.

Grrrr….

By: Mojo

Mojo — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 15:21:32 +0000

Poor ol’ Cleto will be in for a surprise when you drag him away from his favorite room(s). But cats are noted for their ability to move on from their abodes as long as they have their needs met: Food, scritchins, food, ear rubbins, food, and maybe some good lap time.

Good luck with the move and ride. Still sending good vibes your way. I’ll try to find that fat lazy god. I think he’s been ruling my world for some time, so it should be an easy search.

Best wishes (all things considered). Be well. I always liked that ‘wish’; it’s a bit more like a command. It takes the burden off of the wish recipient: ‘You get better dammit! You don’t have a choice’. Yikes…

Love!

By: che

che — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:38:08 +0000

Yeah Geminis get the raining/pouring thing going on a lot. I’m feeling mildly better today, still have bouts of chills but been drinking nice hot dandelion tea for a tonic and ginger tea for nausea. I’ve got a trunk packed and the bedroom mostly cleaned out. So you know, its going. Posted some ads on some rideshare sites, hopeing to get an inexpensive ride.

Bea senses a move coming on. She’s done it so many times. Cleto, on the other hand, is blissfully ignorant.

Thank you for the good vibes and for invoking the god of goodness. Now if you can just find me that fat lazy god maybe I can relax.

Love!

By: Mojo

Mojo — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:24:59 +0000

That totally sucks. My company is offering flu shots and asked us to commit to getting them, which I did. After waiting a month to hear back from them, they said they would offer them on a date that would work for them: December 5th. Nice. Don’t they know that flu season will be well under way by that time?

Not that any of that helps you. Bad timing is right… A the J (our kid) has similar timing: When it rains, it pours with her. Maybe it’s a Gemini thing?

I hope it’s over quickly.