The Shattered Prayer

Well in a comment in the last post I said I’d tell the story of the Gay Boy Disco in Sparta Georgia.
It was a road-trip, you see. Johnny Bill and I were going to St Simons, and then from there to Athens. At some point Richard the Previous was invited to join us. Here’s […]

Must….. fight…… sleep……
Back from thanksgiving dinner. Managed to get dishes washed before falling over and passing out. What a great American tradition. Overeating then falling asleep in front of the TV. If only all our holidays were so indulgent. Oh wait… they are.
Christmas - overspending, overeating and falling asleep in front of the TV. […]

First let me get this out of the way: The answer to the question “Would you like some giblets with that?” is always NO!
 For a person who hates television, its strange that my fondest thanksgiving memory involves not a turkey, not a joyful family gathering, but a television set. Well… a television set and my […]

First of all, lemme say this: Mom, the answer to the question “do you want to go to wal-mart?” is always NO!
Now that thats out of the way, Jordan over on BC has written an article entitled “Seven Essential Songs of the Road“
Considering the last time I did any distance driving, I was pulled over […]

In the comments section of the most recent post, I revealed I was having a little problem with tornadoes. We survived the tornadoes just fine, but R the P and Mojo have pointed out that I’m a disaster maven. I can’t deny it. Tornadoes in November? Only if I’m here. Biggest hurricane season in the […]

In a comment to a previous post Richard threatened to reveal a certain youthful crush I had on a certain Mayberry resident. But ya see, you can’t threaten me Richard. It all hangs out here. If I can admit to having sexual fantasies about Cthulhu, then I can admit everything (though in certain circles, its […]

In the south, if you’re poor, you got no money. If’n yer poorly, that means yer sick. I’m both. I’m feeling marginally better today, just totally washed out. Brain fulla cotton, tummy fulla frogs. I got no writing done today, not for a lack of trying. It was mostly staring at a blank page. Same […]

Bea and I are both under the weather today. She’s grouchy and listless, though it hasn’t kept her from eating like the pig she is. I won’t describe my own symptoms, lemme just say that body fluids are involved, and not the fun ones.
And the weather isn’t great weather to be under. Its been […]

Yep, went to vote yesterday (how ’bout dem dems?).  I ran into an old teacher of mine who taught me back in grammar-school. The woman must be around 70 years old, okay? And she looks FANTASTI C. I don’t mean just ‘great for an old lady”, I mean fucking hot! She looks better than me!
The […]

Eek! I just got the note in my email saying nanowrimo starts today. I’d been planning on participating but now I have no idea if I’ll be able to, what with all the madness going on these days. But you know, I think I’m going to try. Today, I’m feeling like I can tackle anything. […]