The Shattered Prayer

I’m in the mood for a belgian waffle. The two things Belgium is famous for - waffles, and chocolate. Of course, I’m going to have to make a makeshift Belgian waffle from an Eggo and some butter pecan ice cream… that not belgian at all is it? All right, in that case, I’m going to […]

I don’t practice Magick to entertain R the P. And the fact that he finds one of the most powerful of the Voodoo powers amusing is somewhat bothersome. But mostly I find R the P’s skepticism as amusing as he finds spiritual matters.
I was married to a skeptic for five years, and not the […]

Its true, ya know, not that I was ever looking for God in one. In fact, I don’t even own a crystal ball. There was a time when their use was interesting to me, but now that they’ve been appropriated (like everything else) by the New Age movement, and their meaning watered down a fluffified… […]

…gotta watch Smallville now. I know its kinda twee, but actually, it was R the P who got me started watching it. And what else is there to do on a Thursday night in middle GA.
Blogging maybe.
Alright, spiritual stuff - though this should really go on Noumenal so that everyone will know to […]

I’ve been on a food-spree lately, a bad-food spree, and may as well continue the trend. We’ve covered velveeta, spam and pickle, now its time to confront a little-known taste treat which my friends in England referred to as ‘vegetable matter’.
Vegetable Matter was the accidental invention of my ex-husband, a foul concoction of potatoes […]

Thank you Bas for pointing out the spam page. That song, as the page opens, is just…. stunning. Really. I’m stunned.
As I sit here eating my double fudge brownies, hot from the oven, topped with rapidly melting cookies-and-cream ice-cream and chocolate sauce, I ponder Bas’ love of pickles. Pickled what? exactly? Here in the […]

I see that laundry and catworms got nobody’s dick hard today. I just can’t please anyone this weekend.
I found what has to be the foulest recipe ever today. Why so foul? Because it combines Spam (the lunch meat not the unwanted email) with Velveeta cheese. And to make it even worse, ketchup - or […]

“We don’t want to hear about your silly ass dreams or spiritual crap. Keep that nonsense on Noumenal Net so we know where it is and can avoid it. We want to read about Velveeta, and peeing in a port-a-pottie behind gay bars, and insane crap you did when you were younger and more energetic. […]

It was a dream about the ocean that woke me up this morning. I’ve had two cups of coffee and am still half-asleep. A geminian pair of twins rose from the sea - well… more like crawled like a couple of slugs - not at all ethereal looking, despite the resplendant whiteness of their skin, […]

Between discussing the storms in the Netherlands on the comments in the Moving Day post, some mention was made of the taste treat, Velveeta.  Bas asked if Velveeta was like that flavoured cheese that comes in tubes. No… no it is not.
Velveeta is approximately brick-shaped and brick sized, and only slightly lighter. Wikipedia gives […]

The Shattered Prayer has been moved to its new domain, here at shatteredprayer.com. It was a big pain in the ass, but appears to have been successful. Knock on wood.
Please folks, update your bookmarks to reflect the changes, and for those of you who link to me, I’d really appreciate if you’d update those […]

Everyone hates moving. I suppose I’ve done it the easy way the last few times, by not actually having any possessions to move. But this time I’m not talking about moving physically. I’m talking about moving Shattered Prayer to its new home at shatteredprayer.com.
IF I get a bug up my ass, I’ll be doing […]

My webhost has given me a crapload of credits to purchase domain names with. I’ve already got ’shatteredprayer.com’, to which, one day, I’ll move this blog. Cool, aye? But don’t bother going there, there isn’t anything there yet.
BUT… I still have credits left to buy free domains with. Help! Gimme some ideas for domain […]

I’m in the mood to redecorate the Shattered Prayer. In typical Gemini fashion, I’m wantin’ to change something. But its SOOOOOO much hard work. I don’t think I quite want it that bad. Not yet.
Kaitlin has had the travelling stomach flu for the past day. Her symptoms haven’t been so bad, but her fever […]

Every once in a while, I stumble across the Free Will Astrology horoscope while updating the Noumenal News. This week, my own horoscope, though non-sensical, at least didn’t go off on some tangent talking about things other than me. Me me me me me.
“Of your many selves, the one I’m most entertained by right […]