Ozzy: Why do you call me Ozzy? My name’s not Ozzy.

Me: Its short for Ozymandias.

Ozzy: My name’s not Ozymandias.

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert.

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