The Shattered Prayer

This one goes out to Mojo, who I’m sure will appreciate (as I do) the smoothly blended combo of chocolate AND liquor. Mmmmm….

Unfortunately, I couldn’t find a picture of a blender with something chocolate in it. It seems that blender adverts have a moratorium on unhealthy looking food-stuffs in their blenders.

Ozzy: Why do you call me Ozzy? My name’s not Ozzy.

Me: Its short for Ozymandias.

Ozzy: My name’s not Ozymandias.

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert.

Well we’ve decided to start a new Shattered Prayer series called “Into the Blender”, where the SPians put their dislikes into the Shattered Prayer blender and puree them.

Because I can’t really complain about Lost this week, since Sayid is running around the jungle doing rigourous things that make him sweaty (while Locke plays chess and Hurley & Sawyer play ping-pong on the beach), I won’t put Lost in the blender tonight.

When I die, I want someone to channel me. I swear I’ll make it worth their while. I’ll be like Ramtha, but funny. And… maybe a little smarter. Anyway, if anyone wants the job of channeling my spirit, please apply here.

Hmmm… something crazy is going on with Noumenal News.

I found an article on the net that sort of indicates that it ain’t just American Christians who are wacked. I found the following passage particularly interesting:

In chapter 10 which deals with dominion over witchcraft, the author
lists three types of witches, viz: the Luciferan witches that operate
on the land, Marine witches  that operate in the water and Beelzebub
that operates in the air.

First let me say “I toldja so”.  I’ve been trying to get R the P and Mojo to switch to gmail for ages. Finally, after experiencing the frustrations of the Y-word, they’ve come over to the dark side, and sold their souls to Google. The dark masters will be pleased.

Digg has disabled my account due to misuse, which has me a wee bit perplexed. Because… uh… I never actually used it. I signed up not too long ago, I looked at a few stories, I voted on a couple of the ones I liked but these social-type sites always confuse me - not to mention their ’social’ nature means I have to interact with people - so it didn’t keep my interest for long.