Tonight at sunset we celebrate the rising of Dracula from the grave. And I just wanted to wish all the Shattered Prayerians a happy Dracuster, the first of many. In honor of Dracula’s resurrection, a few more haiku:
I’m short on Chimay
but that doesn’t mean I can’t
celebrate today.
No Chimay cheese or
spiky food but Dracula
rises in my heart
Bas has disappeared.
A vacationly absence?
Or sleeping till dusk?
On Dracuster day
I can’t wait until sunset,
when relatives leave.
It used to be Pasch
then changed to pagan Eostre.
But we got it right.
I made a chess pie
for relatives to eat, but
I want PBE.
Blasphemous Richard
celebrates Dracuster Day
with Pussy Cat Dolls
The cats are hyper.
Waiting for Dracula’s rise?
No, they just want food
Vlad the Impaler,
Dracula he is risen.
Happy Dracuster.
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