The Shattered Prayer

Today I’ll be working on re-designing Noumenal net. It has finally told me what it wants to be when it grows up, so I think I’ll help it along a bit.
We’re having a drought. Did everyone know that ? Its been going on for a while but now one of our neighboring counties has […]

R the P dislikes the color orange. He says its a bad color. Compared it to Limahl. No, R the P, the color orange is far superior to Limahl. Lets examine the color orange, shall we?
1) There are no words in the English language that rhyme with orange. Imagine how great it must be, […]

That long weekend was kinda hellish. If hell was really really dull and boring.
I’m not sure how weekends are different from any other day to me. I do the same thing on weekends that I do on weekdays. I read tarot, write, try to make some dosh.
I think the difference could be Don’s […]

Everything in the universe relates to the number 5, one way or another, given enough ingenuity on the part of the interpreter.
- Principia Discordia
Out the front window: A black pick-up truck. A white Taurus. A navy blue Hummer. A champagne Ford Escort. A city police car stops, turns on its lights, and makes a U-turn. […]

Well, my horoscope for today was right on the money. Spiritual unrest and irresponsible behavior. Well, maybe not irresponsible. Just lazy. I have so done nothing today. Other than the bra-buying thing.
But tomorrow will be different. In fact, it’ll be a high-creativity day. I’ve got Mercury conjunct my natal Sun, which kicks ass. I’ll […]

I was going to do horoscopes for everyone today but I thought, fuck it. Let’em be surprised. And anyway, its Sunday. No one’s really doing anything.
My own transits indicate I was supposed to be experiencing spiritual disquiet this morning. And thats precisely how I felt when I woke up. Doused myself in White Light […]

Information is moving — you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it’s also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets.
-George W Bush

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.

-Dr Seuss

I am so craving some popcorn right now. Caramel corn would be great, but not the kind […]

I woke up.
Thats pretty much about it for today. Thats all I’ve accomplished. I woke up, and that wasn’t easy. I’ve had this damned pinched nerve in my shoulder thats been keeping me awake nights. Last night I finally passed out.
You know what I hate? I hate waking up and having nothing but […]

I saved my then-boyfriend from drowning. He was naked too.
I sang “I will always love you” on the roof of a friends house. I didn’t know the words, but no one noticed.
I was a member of the Lake Wildwood Midnight Buck-naked Long-distance Swim Team. We swam long distances. In the nude. (Drowning boyfriend, […]

Tomorrow:
Early in the morning, around 8, the moon conjuncts your natal Pluto. Creative ideas start to form in your mind, and will build, demanding emergence into manifestation.
Ooooooo….. Mercury squares your natal Saturn tomorrow. Lots of serious, practical thinking and hard mental work. Expect communications to be delayed or interferences and misunderstandings to happen. Avoid […]

Some horoscopes for tomorrow, for those who… ahem… have given me their DOB.
Me:
The moon squares my natal sun tomorrow evening. I could be tense and ill at ease, experiencing a conflict between my reason and my feelings. I could also be asleep, considering it happens just before midnight. Some days, not much happens. Tomorrow […]

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It was okay. I hated all the Jack flashbacks. Of course. Since really I can’t stand Jack. And why oh why the cliche with the beard? A guy’s down on his luck, depressed, addicted, having a bad time. He grows a beard. But as soon as he’s better, well… he shaves.
And speaking of beards. […]

Long-term stuff first:
Saturn is sextile your natal moon. This is ongoing through June and introduces a heaviness into your emotional life and home life. Relationships and familial ties may grow more complicated during this time, but Saturn gives you the emotional stability to handle it. On the up side, this is a good time to […]

Its that time again, so here we go:
To best take advantage of the fresh and innocent cosmic forces that are offering themselves up to you, try experiments like the following: eat food you’ve never tried; listen to new music; climb a hill that has always been in the distance; have a down-to-earth conversation with […]